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Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina is getting a reality television show. Set to air this summer the tentatively titled "Living Lohan" will allow camera crews to follow Dina and her daughter Ali as they attempt to start Ali's career in Hollywood. The show will also feature the rest of the Lohan brood - brothers Michael and Cody. What pressing issues do you hope this reality show addresses?

Devin Vaughn

Darwin's theory of natural selection -- more specifically, how it relates to California: A process whereby idiots are better adapted to a Los Angeles and are more likely to have careers and reproduce.

Alicia Wade

I'm hoping there's some kind of crash course in how to become an out-of-control starlet. Whether it's a boot camp in erratic behavior or a lesson on how not to wear underwear in public, it should be addressed.

Diana Soliwon

I'm dying to know what a family-style dinner is like at the Lohan household. Mainly, how the garbage pick-up handles the outrageous influx of booze bottles. I hope they recycle.

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